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The Constipation Express: Everything You Need To Be A Pooper
FIGHT CONSTIPATION
Go commando on pooping!!
Poop Buddies
If you're not relaxed it's difficult to have a bowel movement, and nothing is more soothing than the sound of a familiar voice! More often than not, when you can't go, chatting with a good friend or family member will most likely get things moving.
The only way to see if it works for you is to put it to the test. If you poop right after - or even during conversations, you'll know you're on the right track. Oh, and you don't have to talk about pooping. As a matter of fact, the person on the other end of the line doesn't even need to be aware of your little "experiment". After a while you'll start to make the connection between certain individuals and success on the pot. This elite group of folks that really get you going will soon become elevated to the status of "Poop Buddies".
Poop Squad
Your Poop Squad consists of all your Poop Buddies. You can even choose a Squad "Captain", with the strongest players being at the top of your shit list!
Poops
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Bladders
FIGHT CONSTIPATION
Poop Buddies
Poop Squad
The Poop Salute
