The Constipation Express: Everything You Need To Be A Pooper
POOPERHEROES
Our Pooperheroes, Pooperman and Poopeena, are always on the go! The Pooperhero’s Call-To-Doodee Includes:
> Rescuing toddlers that fall in the toilet.
> Eliminating waste.
> Unclogging toilets
> Keeping the city’s sewage system in perfect working order.
> Cleaning up accidents.
> Curing Constipation
> Placing whoopee cushions on people's chairs when it's deserved.
Super Pooper-Powers Include:
> Make toilet paper materialize out of thin air.
> Memory Manipulation: Can block the memories of everybody in a room
> after an awkward gas leak.
> Shape Shifting: Arms can turn into toilet scrubing brushes.
> Super Sonic Flight: Travel at light speeds to deliver ointments that relieve
> burning and itching.
> Mind Control: Helps people overcome their bathroom and toilet phobias.
Alchemy & Technology Includes:
> Stool Softening Syrum: To insure a smooth evacuation.
> Deodorizing Pendant: Dispenses Air Freshener
> Cloaking Shield: Needed when leaving a public stall after a “memorable”
> poop.
About The Creators:
Pooperman and Poopeena were first sketched by sophomore Natassje Unger,a student at the University Of Connecticut. The final artwork was provided by Christopher Rivera, who received his A.A. from Valencia College in 2014, and is currently attending the University of Central Florida to receive his B.F.A. Chris has exhibited pieces for shows including the Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival and Downtown Disney's Chalk Festival, and has independently published a graphic novel (comic book). Click here to view Christopher's portfolio!
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