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Glossary
> Butt BBs – Hard pellets you could shoot out of a bee-bee gun.
> Cannon Balls – Round turds.
> Class Act – Comes out with no odor or sound.
> Clean Sweep – Flawlessly executed release without even a speck to wipe.
> Crapshoot – When you’re not sure what exactly came out of your ass.
> (You're so amazed you actually want to take a picture).
> Cut The Shit – It comes out half way and stops. There’s no choice other
> than to cut it off midstream.
> Dangling DooDoo – It makes it out of the chute but refuses to drop and
> you can’t cut it loose.
> Desert Stool – Hard and dry log or logs.
> Encore Poop – You think the show is over then it’s pants down again for
> a curtain call.
> Fanny Floater(s) – Stool or stools that float around in the bowl before
> sinking.
> Festive Feces – These colorful loads could be any shade of yellow, green,
> orange, or red, to name a few.
> Grand Opening – A turd that’s so fat and/or long you can’t believe it
> actually came out of your ass and are worried your butt hole will never
> retract again.
> Hot Fudge Topping – Poop that oozes out thick and gooey.
> Houdini Dung – You keep thinking you wiped for the last time when
> presto, more poop appears on the paper.
> Lingering Nugget – A small nugget remains after the full load dropped.
> Lumpy Load – Sausage shaped turds with lots of lumps.
> Meat Loaf – Pee-yew! The smelly dump you take after eating meat.
> Mine Field – Just when you think you’re safe there’s a series of loud
> explosions.
> Mudslide – Thick pasty goo.
> Multiple Flusher – You have to keep flushing to make room for more poo
> in the bowl.
> Pins And Needles – Long thin stools.
> Poo Poo Platter – Poo that contains visible chunks of food.
> Poop Soup – Hot, wet liquid that ends up all over your butt.
> Pooped Pooper – You have to squeeze so hard you feel like you went
> through the ringer.
> Rectum Roulette – When you gamble on a quick poop but end up playing
> the waiting game.
> Red Hot Chili Poo – It comes out so wet and hot you think your butt hole
> is on fire.
> Smooth Move – Solid oily load that moves out without any effort at all.
> Snake Movement – “S” shaped turd or turds.
> Sound Effect Dump – A poop that’s accompanied with a myriad of
> sounds and effects.
> Speeding Bullet – When the dung shoots out faster than a speeding
> bullet.
> Sputtering Spigot – Wet poo that sputters out of your butt.
> Stubborn Ass Turd – It’s right there but simply won’t come out.
> Tear Gas – It smells so bad you’re actually in tears.
> The Invisible Log – You know poop came out but can’t find any in the
> bowl.
> Tidal Wave – The load hits the water so hard it causes backsplash.
> Torpedo Away – A solid log that blows out without any effort at all.
> Turd Of Denial – Just a fart… again (sigh).
> Wipeout – Leaves skid marks in the bowl.
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Glossary Of Poops
Poop Salute
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