Potty Tunes
The Constipation Express: Everything You Need To Be A Pooper
Tune #2: To the tune of "If Your Happy And You Know It"
If you're pooping on the potty clap your hands.
If you're pooping on the potty clap your hands.
Shout "I'm proud to be a pooper" 'cause it's really super-duper,
If you're pooping on the potty clap your hands.

If you're pooping on the potty clap raise your arms.
If you're pooping on the potty clap raise your arms.
Shout "I'm proud to be a pooper" 'cause it's really super-duper,
If you're pooping on the potty raise your arms.

If you're pooping on the potty shake your feet.
If you're pooping on the potty shake your feet.
Shout "I'm proud to be a pooper" 'cause it's really super-duper,
If you're pooping on the potty shake your feet.

If you're pooping on the potty pat your head.
If you're pooping on the potty pat your head.
Shout "I'm proud to be a pooper" 'cause it's really super-duper,
If you're pooping on the potty pat your head.

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