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The Constipation Express: Everything You Need To Be A Pooper
Combat Farts
> Heavy Artillery: An ongoing ASSault.
> Power Blast: One quick loud fart.
> Full On Assault: Sounds like your ass opened fire!
> Shotgun: A few quick rippers in a row.
> TNT: These explosive farts are “Dynomite”!
Musical Toots
> Prelude To Flatulence: The gas before the fart encore.
> Tough Tooters: You try to push them out but they stand their ground.
> Tuba Blast: Like a Big Ripper only deeper in tone.
Mixed ASSortment
> Big Rippers: Loudest long-lasting farts ever.
> Boomerangs: This one comes back around to bite you in the ass.
> Butt Clenchers: They try to make an appearance at inexcusable times.
> Celebration Toots: First you "pop the cork", then the fireworks begin.
> Cheese Wedges: They smell like aged cheese.
> Clear The Room: When the fumes are so bad that everyone has to
> evacuate before they're ass-phyxiated.
> Dealer’s Choice: Only you can smell it at first so you’re able to blame it
> on the person next to you.
> Duds: They come out silent and odorless.
> Escapees: They manage to slip out right past you.
> Fire Alarms: Caution - These farts are flammable and can set your pants
> on fire!
> Rub-A-Dub-Dubs: These farts only happen in the bathtub and tickle
> your “nether regions” as they bubble up to the surface.
> Rump Ripples: You can feel it ripple out inside of your underwear.
> Silent But Deadly: Inaudible but totally reeks.
> Spuddering Sphincter: A series of quick, quiet toots.
> Sunny Side Up: Smells like rotten eggs.
> Underdogs: They come out silent and odorless at first, but then gain
> momentum.
> Volcanic Eruptions: They blow out hot and wet.
> Whoopee Whoosh: You think you have to fart but end up with shit
> stains in your bloomers.
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Fart Facts & Glossary
